15 minutes.

As usual, the weekend passes by and we go to channel 812 or 813 to watch our premiership sides battle against one another. During the half time interval which lasts for approximately 15 minutes, some of us choose to go to the loo, some of us choose to wait to go to the loo until the end of the match, or some may retreat for a 15 minutes skipping drill as a warm up to general exercise the following morning.

However, we could watch our very own Shebby Singh talk shit over and over again about how bad the defense is and how bad the offense is of either side, it seems as though he is talking about our national team, or Tottenham for that matter(Tottenham, a shocking resemblance to the team he supports)

But since Liverpool were losing at half time a nil down to a Boateng goal(Middlesborough), it seemed a reasonable idea to taunt about the pressure surmounting on benitez and the cause of it:

izul-Holy Diver says:
what benitez doing lah?

athan.Jon says:
u ask him lor

athan.Jon says:
1800-An-Field

izul-Holy Diver says:
you mean 1-800-lo-sersville

athan.Jon says:
but you said you want to contact beniteZ

athan.Jon says:
not old trafford or ferguson

athan.Jon says:
so why dial that?

izul-Holy Diver says:
you think liverpool got chance win title this season if they loose this one??

izul-Holy Diver says:
maybe get advice lah..benitez is 1-800-suck my balls-and whack his one with a frozen sledgehammer

athan.Jon says:
=.=

athan.Jon says:
u try lor

athan.Jon says:
that one will connect with an outerspace number

athan.Jon says:
maybe martians

athan.Jon says:
like 1million digits lol

izul-Holy Diver says:
i dont get that, maybe he just doesn't have balls?

athan.Jon says:
1-800-suck my balls-and whack his one with a frozen sledgehammer

athan.Jon says:
maximum is 12 digits

athan.Jon says:
13 is tollfree

athan.Jon says:
19241941412 is outerspace

athan.Jon says:

izul-Holy Diver says:
hmm..like addidas says, impossible is nothing, maybe its retard hotline?

izul-Holy Diver says:
13 tollfree, where, mainland or sentosa?

athan.Jon says:
your father's home

izul-Holy Diver says:
HUHU..My father momentarily is Rafa lah..I just realised i was adopted, found out-->no nuts.

athan.Jon says:
oh

athan.Jon says:
okay

athan.Jon says:
nice to see you blaming liverpool's manager for your lack of manhood

izul-Holy Diver says:
nah, for his..

athan.Jon says:
heh but you also could be ferguson's illegitimate son

athan.Jon says:
i think rafa's balls bigger

athan.Jon says:
than the scotman

izul-Holy Diver says:
but legitimately always a winner

izul-Holy Diver says:
but got no prize lah for big balls, small ball iwn trophy puas hati lah

athan.Jon says:
wtf

athan.Jon says:
u not making sense

athan.Jon says:
i shall bath now

athan.Jon says:
then watch liverpool win 301

athan.Jon says:
3-1

izul-Holy Diver says:
301?? levi jeans??

athan.Jon says:
so desu

athan.Jon says:
watashi no levi jeans desu

izul-Holy Diver says:
i think its 501

Yes, 15 minutes were used to the best of my ability. Really interesting talking about football in a different perspective. Atleast better than listening to Steve McMahon or Shebby Singh anyway.