durian vs the bowen arrow.

colin gave me the idea of a durian and he reminded me unintentionally of napoleon dynamite's will to score chicks by having bowen arrow skills. so here goes the review:

Damage:
Bowen arrow 9/10, a shot to the heart and you die or in other words fall in love if it was fired by a magical little pixie fairy.
Durian 10.5/10, step on it and it hurts like shit already.

Physical presence
Bowen arrow 8/10, scary but not enough to piss your pants
Duria 12304/10, the smell comes from all palpable levels of the human nostrils, yet, it can smell nice when you want it to smell nice and it can smell bad when you want it to smell nice so it smells bad.

Trajectory
Bowen arrow 0 - 180 degrees, its very fast and very accurate with a goods marksman. If it were you or me, it prolly would be better just to use it like a police baton for safety of the user.
Durian 0-720 degrees- tossed like a shot put or a javelin or even as a land mine..you'll find yourself in trouble..

and so you see durian wins plainly because it has a taste while a piece of wood merely taste like a piece of wood.

Now, theres alot of durian around malaysia at this time, i can even smell it in my nose.

hope you like the review,
izuluzi